Nothing to do with Pogo Sticks

Some folks won’t ride pogo sticks, they don’t believe they work, they believe them to be dangerous, they believe pogo sticks to be an untested form of locomotion. They use aeroplanes though, they still believe in aeroplanes, but they won’t ride pogo sticks, morons.

Slur

Sometimes the only reason someone has to stay is the weight of guilt laid upon them if they leave. How ironic the selfish slur daubed upon suicide.

Nothing to see here

I watched the celebration of the inauguration,
the jubilation at the clown being caught.
Each nothing met with a party popper,
each time believed a show stopper,
is just another nonsense to report.

Taste

I hear them say the Mona Lisa is smaller than expected.
I hear the Philharmonic play quite softly.
That the Ivy serve small plates.
Yet we go there to taste,
not to eat.

Barrel lickers

It’s horrific and ridiculous how the barrel lickers
merely correct our identification of their lover
rather than admit their firearm perversions.

Goal

Don’t love the goal,
love the process.
The goal sucks.

True?

Instead of learning
we scrutinise syntax
to perfect cynicism.

Art

A child’s mind,
an artist’s mind,
and a stoned mind,
they share similar
observations.

The Company

The bus looked barely capable of motion, the seats shredded and a distinct smell of mule from some ghost along the isle. The Scouts did not have voluminous accounts right now, but they wouldn’t be Scouts without at least one trip into the woods this year. The driver ducked his head under drooping doors, throwing rucksacks into the darkness of the cargo cave. The driver avoided all eye contact and mumbled in cynicism. This bus might have been opulent once, back when the air-conditioning worked and the toilet flushed, back when the paint was bright, four decades ago.

In the office, up on floor 57, digital work is done, money is shifted electronically around the world. Who knows why and how. In the tall buildings the large amounts are moved. Mr Jackson watched the graph’s ascent, the graph is all. It has continued to climb since they resided in short buildings, back when a million was a lot of money. Tendrils spread now, from emptying offices to employees all over the country, yet the company’s phallus remains.
A black leather Eames chair creaked in seated agitation. Mr Jackson stared into the distance, in the general direction of unread books on a shelf in an ornamental library. He ponders a dip in the graph. There are rumours the old man’s health is on the wane, that buyers are circling. His son and heir is certainly uninterested in any nepotistic gift, he smokes the peripheral cash in the trickle down economy of family wealth in his feckless time. Looking at the chain, one link’s removal could change the game and rescue the company. So Mr Jackson plots a line in time and place.

The brakes hissed, the engine smoked and rattled as the bus pulled away. The driver honked a path through the heaving street. Excitement subsided into scrolling of phones and some light bullying. Two ginger kids threw balls of paper at a silent scout. One paper projectile bounced from the headrest and glanced off a leader’s ear. In retrospect, the kids found the leader’s reaction much more amusing than the stoic silence. The city fades and the suburbs arrive. White picket fences are a real thing.

Mr Jackson sat at his desk, staring at his phone, spinning a gold pen in his fingers, he arranged the consequences in his head, pushing morality down and away. Tomorrow morning at the driving range, before the sun rises, is where his uncle, Mr Whitlock will be alone.
It was still dark as Mr Jackson crunched through the carpark’s gravel in his Tesla. He parked away from the only other car in attendance, his uncle’s Maserati. Beyond members only, is owners only. His heart fluttered, moralities cry for attention, he attempted to quieten it while he pulled on his black leather gloves. The range floodlights cast a dark shadow upon the clubhouse, where he tiptoed through the lightless ink. Peering around the corner he looked for the glint of a swinging club, listened for the ping of a launching ball. But he found neither. ‘He must be getting another basket of balls, he must be by the machines,’ thinks Mr Jackson. He is not. Mr Jackson is too prepared not to kill this morning, his heart thumps in agitation, ‘Where is he?’ Daylight is coming as he walks the first fairway.

The bus waited for the road out of suburbia to clear. Workers dug through the tarmac as two cars were nose to nose, arguing over the meaning of red. Short angry men, emasculated by real workers, climbed back into their cars and begun untying their knots. In the bus, the driver wrung the steering wheel, trying to ignore the rising tide of frothing scouts.

Along the fifth fairway, the morning dew soaked through Mr Jackson’s suede boots. He thought of driving home till he spied a figure in the distance standing on the sidewalk. He had his back to him, but it was definitely his uncle. He walked towards him. As he got nearer, he could see he was miles away. His uncle staring off into the distance, out into the field opposite. So odd. Neither of them really noticed the bus making time along the arrow straight blacktop, till Mr Whitlock decided to step into it’s path.
It is a shocking sound that a body makes as it smashes against charging steel. Dozens of startled faces are pressed to the panes, glaring at the numb forlorn figure in the black coat and the black gloves.

Bits ‘n’ bobs

Warm biscuits

No one has written ‘Warm biscuits upon my lamb’ before. Or ‘Elegantly they burned the bananas to save the chipmunks.’ The world is full of unwritten lines, you can see them when you peer out from the rut.

Tamagotchi 

I recall we would laugh at those who would respond in panic to their tiny Tamagotchi’s every begging beep and needy tweet, as if they would die without attention.

Snake

Look at those new sparkling scales, those honest fangs, fresh suited coils, this latest snake wears a crisp blue hat.

Season

August is spring for football,
September’s sun pads
the quarterback stats,
October gathers momentum
and November is
for the runningbacks.
December is the apogee,
we descend into January,
by February we just
want it over.

Trade

Trade in the old jalopy for lottery tickets.
And so all the teams spin the wheel.

Gridiron

Half way through the football season, but it hasn’t started yet. It starts when each breath blooms dragon fumes, when heads steam and the lines are shovelled through snow. When the shiver comes, football begins.

_____

Music

I never know what I want to listen to
until I play it. 80% I don’t want to hear.
So do I really want to take that risk?
When silence is always so welcome.

_____

Hunter

Kentucky
vowels ‘n’ consonants
slurring inebriated
conversation
always entertaining
hardly ever understood.

_____

Escape

Her fingers grew long and feathered, her shoulders grew strong, her soul untethered, she called out to the blue, tearing a door to fly through.

_____

The truth of it

It was disturbing to find the truth,
of why we are here on this Earth,
to hear that we are the prank
played upon nature.
It makes sense now, how
the good are scuppered
and the demons
rewarded.

_____

Last

The newly hatched
turtles on the beach,
rushing to the surf,
have no idea that they
are the last to do so.

Day dreaming.

They looked like a joy, yet they are the same old lines of anxiety. Uncreative paths that loop and spiral and tangle. At first it felt like research, but the conclusions are the same as the last voyage into distraction, they are more loops, till I tie a knot and pursue a conclusion I already knew, I already live. Looking through the window in the SkyClub at the planes to take me to where I wish to leave.

Twitter

Twitter. It’s like gum, an addictive chew that rapidly loses it’s flavour, to end up stuck under shoes. Then we unwrap another stick.

Plastic Squalor

This squalor, in these desolate days, this dispassioned populace suffering the worst of times might bloom poetic flowers, nurture art’s collective hug, but for the irony in our bountiful games in the excess of electronic distraction.

Wood

I find that stop-motion animation has a nice crunchy texture. Like vinyl records and payday bars, not compressed burnished over produced insipid soup.

Dumb

Well,
are you
going to read
the new
information,
or are you happy
with your
out of date
reactionary
comment?

News

First news sipped from word of mouth, soon to a paper spout, world trickled back to the source over time. Society would bend in years, in shared experience and shared judgement, forming new rules over generations. Electric TV gushed forth, yet the trickled reply still the same, sharing how the wrong and right would sprout. For years the same languid cultural growth. The internet, a social accelerant bomb. The explosive mushroom of expectant change, bloomed faster than any society can manage to contain. How does the dust settle in a ceaseless storm?

Clean the slate

We’re not going to be able to scrub
these conservative stains away
with just lukewarm water.